Most Common Mistakes New Bloggers Make

Blogging is a great way of reaching out to the world. There are a number of reasons why people blog. For some, blogging can just be a hobby, while for others it can be a way to increase awareness about their products and services, and earn money online. Whatever the reason is, the primary aim is to get readership for the blog.

Today, more and more people are taking up blogging for various reasons. As with any new venture, blogging too has a learning curve; you make mistakes and learn from them and move on. But some mistakes cost dearly and can even jeopardize the future of a blog.

In this Buzzle article, we have compiled some of the most common mistakes new bloggers make.

Blogging can be a very enriching and rewarding experience. It can open a whole new world for you. If you take care not to commit these common mistakes, you can get a good start for your blog.

Article source: http://www.buzzle.com/articles/most-common-mistakes-new-bloggers-make.html

Who Unfollowed Me

Website: http://who.unfollowed.me/

Key Features
With a tagline that says “…because sometimes you just want to know” who can resist “just knowing” about their recent unfollowers. Quick, free and extremely easy to use, just sign in with your Twitter profile and allow this tool to compare your last list with current list and display around 100 unfollowers at a time. There are no emails and spam. To check the unfollower list you need to go to the site and login each time. Apart from this, you can also find out about the people who are not following you back or who you are not following back, along with a 45 days of unfollower history. To unfollow a person all you need to do is click on their image to go to their profile to unfollow.

How to Use

Navigate to http://who.unfollowed.me/
Click on “Sign in with Twitter” button
Enter the Twitter login information
Once signed in, check the orange bar on the right side that says “who unfollowed me lite” and then click on the brown bar that says “check unfollowers.”

The first time it shows the Twitter followers and the next time you sign in it compares the current list with the last cached list.

Article source: http://www.buzzle.com/articles/how-to-know-if-someone-has-unfollowed-you-on-twitter.html

There are several among us who have willingly succumbed to the charms of the most amazing photo-sharing smartphone app that goes by the name of Instagram. And amazing that it is, Instagram cannot possibly escape the hoopla that surrounds it, with people loving it and slamming it in equal measure.

As with all social networking platforms, Instagram has its fair share of detractors. Consequently, the fans aren’t spared as well. While Facebook gets a fancy addiction disorder named after it, Instagrammers aren’t too far behind.

But do you really think Instagram addiction is real? I mean, it is after all, just about sharing photos, right? How can you be addicted to it?

To get some conclusive results, let us go through a day with a presumed-to-be chronic Instagrammer and find out for ourselves.

Every morning begins not when the sunlight streams on to my face, but when my phone alarm goes off. And I obviously have to reach out to it to shut it, right? Of course. While I’m still getting out of bed, I take a moment to admire my pretty looking footsies, and simply can’t do without clicking them. Well, here’s the result…

 Pretty Feet
The shower beckons, and that’s when I thank the miracle, that is my waterproof smartphone. Because who can resist taking a cutesy picture of my water ducky? Who can? Who can? Well, here it is…

Duck
Okay, I know what you’re thinking – who has the time to cook breakfast from scratch in the morning? Well, neither did I, until Instagram swept me off my feet. Now, I don’t normally eat that much, but I can’t just show a single pancake in a picture, right? So I flip about 10 of those, but only the 3 best-looking make it to the actual picture. The rest? Let’s just say that my roommate’s been putting on a lot of weight lately…

Pancakes
As I’m getting freakishly late for work, I just can’t find the right pair of shoes to go with the outfit I’m wearing. How can I, when I equally love all my dearly beloveds that I’ve worked so hard to buy. I’ll get a picture clicked just so that you may see them

Shoes
Okay, so I should have been at the subway station 15 minutes ago, but I never step out of the house without bidding farewell to Aslan. Who’s Aslan? Oh, he’s my fuzzy-woozy baby kitty. And this is what he usually does all day…

How can I not take a picture of this adorable piece of fur, who, if I may modestly add, is a mini celebrity of sorts on Instagram.

Sleepy cat
Whew! I finally step out of the building, like, 20 minutes behind time, and I’ve already missed my regular train. But I step out of the building, and this is what I see…

The Sun is shining down on the pavement like it never has! Already clicked, my friend, already clicked.

Pavement
I make it to the coffee shop in like, 20 seconds to have my regular cuppa, and you’ll be wondering why I’m here despite being late for work already. Well, the barista here has a flair for froth art, and I must say, I’m a connoisseur. Here’s what I call the best click of the morning.

Froth Art
Having clicked the picture, I rush out without drinking the coffee, for lack of time and complete fear of scalding my tongue. Out on the pavement I see this wonder of a classic car. Phone’s out, picture’s clicked. Whoo-hoo!

Vintage Car
My office building never ceases to amaze me, and this particular picture that I just took proves it. This is what my office building looks like. With a Nashville filter, of course.

Office Building
I’m in the lobby, waiting for the lift to arrive, and I think, why waste my precious time just standing here? So, here’s a picture of what my office lobby looks like… Isn’t Instagram the best?

Office Lobby
Finally at my desk, a whole 40 minutes late as usual, but you know what? It’s all in the name of creative pursuits. So, as my computer boots, I ask a colleague to click a picture of my manicured talons.

Beautiful Manicure
Lunch hour creeps up early in my case (since I reached late) and I buy myself a salad. Well, I did have other, more palatable options, but the myriad colors of the salad look so great in my Instagram pics, that it is a small price to pay. Hey, if your food ain’t clickable, it ain’t eatable.

Salad
Okay, so it’s raining outside. Now, this would’ve depressed me a few months ago in my sans-Instagram life, but it’s all behind me. Look what a quick trip to the window yielded!

Rain From the Window
As another boring day draws to an end, I feel a familiar anticipation rising inside my head. As the rain clears up, my spirits begin to rise. The clock keeps ticking. The Sun is peering out of the gray clouds. Soon enough, it’s going to be sunset picture time! Ladies and gentlemen, I present you my sunset picture of the day

Amazing Sunset
On my ride back home, I keep wondering how many of my relationships have gone sour for the reason that those guys couldn’t appreciate my creativity on Instagram.

Here’s something funny – I once skipped a cousin’s wedding because the country venue didn’t have network coverage, and that freaking castle certainly wasn’t WiFied. Without Instagram, you think I’d survive out there in the wild?

Know something else? I adopted Aslan for the sole reason of clicking pictures of his furry fat self.

I even learned cooking so I could put up fancy food pics on Instagram.

I think I’ve clicked hundreds of sunset pictures just to upload them on Instagram.

I just can’t touch my food unless I’ve clicked a picture of it and uploaded it.

It is beneath my dignity to post photos sourced from the Internet.

I have removed the tackiness from clicking a mirrored selfie into a fine art.

And you know what? I really hate coffee.

Article source: http://www.buzzle.com/articles/signs-that-show-you-are-an-instagram-addict.html

Not all of us sign up for a social networking site one the basis of its member-count. In fact, a site with a huge member-count can make few of us feel lost in the sea of ‘faces’. For some, social networking is about finding like-minded people; for others, it could be about finding childhood friends. Social networking is more about finding your comfort zone. This is where niche-centric social networking sites come into the picture. Such sites allow members to follow their specific interests, and also connect with other people who share similar interests.

Social Networking Sites in Niche Areas
You would be amazed to find that there are quite a few niche-centric sites operating on the Internet. For those who are interested in finding that special zone to socialize, the list given below should be of help.

Images are for representative purposes only

Pinterest

This photo-sharing site allows users to categorize their ‘pins’ or photos under groups/collections known as ‘pinboards’. A pinboard is created keeping in mind a central theme.

Some of the popular categories on the site are travel, films, food, fashion, art, and cars.

The activity of ‘pinning’ on pinboards is displayed in a chronological order in the form of ‘pin feeds’.

Pinterest encourages businesses to market their services and products by allowing them to create pages.

Tumblr

This microblogging platform can be used for posting text as well as multimedia content.

Founded in February, 2007, Tumblr reached a figure of 102 million blogs on 13 April, 2013.

Tumblr allows users/bloggers to make their blogs private. Users can also change the appearance of their blogs through HTML coding.

Tumblr users can re-post content from blogs they have subscribed to, by means of re-blogging.

Reddit

Reddit is based on the concept of ‘bulletin board system’. Registered users of this site are allowed to submit links and text.

Users of the site can ‘vote’ on the submissions of fellow users. Votes of users determine the rank of the submission. Members are awarded points (known as ‘karma‘) for their links (that get voted up) and high-rated comments.

The site helps in grouping submissions into categories called the ‘reddits’.

Goodreads

Goodreads has got a huge database of books, book reviews, and annotations. The data found on the site is generated by users. Members are given free access to this data.

Apart from reviewing and rating books, users can create their personalized book shelves on Goodreads.

In the period between December 2007 and July 2012, the number of members on Goodreads rose from 650,000 to 10 million.

Quora

Quora is basically a question-and-answer site, where people ask questions and get answers from the members of the site.

Although Quora is a question-answer site, it is not limited only to asking and answering questions. Users can use this social network to simply share their thoughts on different topics.

One has to register on Quora with their real name and not any random screen name.

Flixster

This is a social networking site where movie enthusiasts can interact with each other.

Users get varied information on movies, right from movie timings to reviews. At Flixster, one can also view trailers of upcoming movies.

Flixter’s app called ‘Movies’ has been quite popular among Facebook users. Flixster has more than 50 million registered users.

LinkedIn

This social networking site is meant for professionals from different fields to connect with fellow professionals having similar interests.

As of January 2013, the site has registered more than 200 million active users. LinkedIn has presence in 200 countries. It is available in 17 languages, including English.

Users can create a detailed professional profile on this site. The search and filter options offered by LinkedIn are amongst the best in the industry – which allow users to carry out thorough research.

Houzz

Houzz offers people with shared interests in the areas of interior designing, architecture, and home improvement, a platform to interact.

Users of Houzz can share photos of the interior and exterior of their homes. Houzz users can benefit from articles written by experts from the field of home improvement.

By the end of October 2012, the Houzz database had accumulated over a million photos, and more than 4.7 million ‘ideabooks’ that were created by users.

Nextdoor

Nextdoor is a social networking website that connects neighborhoods in the United States.

Unlike other social networks, where the member count goes on increasing, the number of Nextdoor users in a particular group is restricted to a certain number.

In the past, doubts pertaining to people using the network to shame their neighbors in public were raised. However, the company’s management has played down these doubts. Nextdoor management has claimed that since real names are displayed on the site, one would think twice before making snide remarks on their neighbors.

43 Things

Users of this social networking site are provided a platform to list down their goals and share them with other users of the site. The site is called ’43 Things’ because its users can list up to 43 goals.

Parsing of goals by the lexer helps users connect with other users having same or similar goals.

The activity of listing down your goals should motivate you to pursue them with passion and urgency. Also, by stating your goals clearly, you remain focused on them. This is the main reason why 43 Things is one popular niche-centric site.

Others
Here are a few more sites that you might find interesting:

  • Sgrouples (Private Personal Groups)
  • Fold3 (Historical Documents)
  • Birdpost (Bird Watching)
  • DisFriends (All Things Disney)
  • Library Thing (Books)
  • ComicSpace (Comic Books)
  • deviantART (Art and Illustration)
  • Dogster/Catster (Pet Owners)

Niche-centric social networking sites not only help connect lay Internet users with each other, but also provides businesses with a ready-made platform to find their audience. Thus, niche-centric sites hold the potential to grow and are here to stay for a long time.

Article source: http://www.buzzle.com/articles/popular-niche-centric-social-networking-sites.html

Biggest Internet Scams Ever

My Dear Friend,

Please let me inform you of my intention of doing business with you. I received your contact details from a website directory. Your name seemed quite esteemed to me, and therefore, I didn’t hesitate to select it over other names. I confess that I have done a thorough online research on you, and have come to the conclusion that you are a reputable and trustworthy person, in whom I can confide without any scruples. I hope that after receiving this letter, you would be kind enough to respond to this simple business deal.

I am Jane Doe, the only daughter of late Mr. and Mrs. Doe. My father was an industrious but ailing man, whose hard work paid off when his almost barren cocoa plantation land, Northwest Cocoa Produce Limited, turned out to be a prospective oil-rich field. However, my father’s brother came to know of this piece of information, and greed got the better of him. With the help of some corrupt village elders, he is claiming the plantation to be his.

This betrayal and the recent political upheaval in the country took a toll on my father’s health (he suffered from Parkinson’s), and he remained bedridden for the last few days of his life. But before dying, he managed to tell me that he had the original papers of the plantation hidden in a local bank locker in Abidjan, and he had named me as his successor in case something happened to him. Though I have acquired the original papers from the bank, the real hurdle is to get another business partner for the plantation; because in my country, girls are not supposed to inherit familial property. However, having a business partner will prevent this plantation land to be familial property.

My proposition for you is this: You are welcome to be a nominal business partner in my cocoa plantation. In return, you will get 15% percentage of the profit from the plantation, which would be around 50 thousands dollars annually. For this, you need to transfer a nominal fee to a government official’s account, so that he can quickly overlook the legal proceedings in such a matter, and legally make you a partner in my business.

If you have any queries, please feel free to contact me.

Please expedite action and help me save my property.

Yours sincerely,

Jane

Article source: http://www.buzzle.com/articles/biggest-internet-scams-ever.html

Yahoo Buys Tumblr for $1.1 Billion

Yahoo CEO Marissa Mayer continues to shake things up and make headlines with a company that had largely lost the ability to do so over the last decade, except of course when the news was bad. But now Yahoo is making news with its strategic acquisitions and new growth strategies. Whether these strategies turn out to be successful is anyone’s guess, but moves are being made and the culture within Yahoo is decidedly different than it was just last year, before Mayer took over.

With its acquisition of Tumblr, Yahoo has taken a major step toward regaining some of the “cool” factor that it last enjoyed before Google emerged to take over the world of online search and advertising. Tumblr has the passionate user base and hipness that Yahoo sorely lacks at a time when social media companies like Twitter and Facebook seem to be getting all the press. But with the Facebook obsession starting to fade, it seems that Yahoo is taking a chance on a company that might be on the upswing and perhaps has a bit better reputation among its users than Facebook.

How Mayer and Yahoo decide to move forward with Tumblr is anyone’s guess, but most analysts believe that Yahoo will integrate its ad platform with Tumblr and hopefully both platforms will benefit as a result. Investors have pushed Yahoo’s stock price up steadily in the past few months, now reaching levels not seen since the fateful time in 2008 when Microsoft offered $50 billion to buy the company outright. Yahoo is starting to make the big changes that many doubted it could, and the future appears brighter now for the company than at any time since the turn of the century. Only Marissa Mayer knows where things will go from here.

Article source: http://www.buzzle.com/articles/yahoo-buys-tumblr-for-11-billion.html

With bi-partisan support, the Internet Sales Tax made it through the Senate rather comfortably on Monday, by a margin of 69 to 27. Now the bill heads to the House of Representatives, where anti-tax Republicans are expected to pose more of a threat to the new legislation. President Obama has already stated that he will sign the bill if it reaches his desk. The only real losers in the deal will be American small businesses and middle class consumers, so at least it will be familiar legislation that most Americans will easily understand.

Of course, the reality of the Internet Sales Tax is that it will place a huge and unfair burden on very small businesses, not just because they now have to collect sales taxes, but because they now have to manage the process of doing so in accordance with more than 10,000 tax jurisdictions that currently exist across the country. Walmart, Amazon and major online retailers won’t have a problem complying with the new legislation, but small online retailers most certainly will. And it’s safe to assume that the tax jurisdictions will be woefully ill-equipped to handle the onslaught of questions that will come with people trying to comply with antiquated and inefficient tax collection departments throughout the nation.

At the end of the day, the sad reality is that most tax jurisdictions will probably pay more to collect the tax than they will receive in new tax revenue. “Great”, say proponents of the bill, since new jobs will be created for new government employees to collect the new tax that will almost cover the cost of their salaries and other administrative costs. Any revenue shortfalls can simply be made up with new taxes that will be introduced in upcoming legislative sessions. All is well here, people. Move along.

Article source: http://www.buzzle.com/articles/internet-sales-tax-passes-senate-heads-to-house.html

In most cases, the U.S. must serve a person or company with notice of legal action at a residence or place of business within the United States. However, in the case of Megaupload, no U.S. address exists and the company only has offices abroad. In fact, Rule 4 of criminal procedure notes that such domestic service is a requirement under the law. In cases such as this one, however, it’s clearly impossible for the U.S. Department of Justice to comply with this aspect of established legal procedure. Megaupload is basing its challenge of its prosecution on this principle and has also presented as evidence documents from within the Department of Justice that indicate a need to somehow navigate around this potentially sticky legal requirement.

The Department of Justice has gone so far as to suggest an amendment to Rule 4, although it is unclear whether such an amendment would be enacted retroactively. For its part, the DOJ has also gone out of its way to put pressure on the judge in the case, noting that any dismissal of the Megaupload case on grounds such as Rule 4 would likely do irreparable damage to the intended prosecution of the company. “Such dismissal, even without prejudice, would harm (perhaps fatally) the government’s ability to fully prosecute serious criminal conduct of the corporate defendant Megaupload, the ability of victims to obtain justice, and the public’s interest in resolving this case efficiently,” the Government wrote.

While it’s highly unlikely that the judge is going to dismiss the case against Megaupload, one has to wonder just how solid the case actually is if an early technical dismissal, which is not uncommon, could fatally damage the case. Such an argument from the government is also interesting in that they are essentially telling the judge, “If you don’t allow us to change the rules of the game, then we probably can’t win.”

Article source: http://www.buzzle.com/articles/us-case-against-megaupload-in-jeopardy.html

The Internet has grown to become the most popular medium used for communication and sharing information. It is a network of computers that are connected to each other, allowing sharing of information.

Nothing has connected and brought people together on a common platform the way the Internet has. It has turned out to be one of the most important inventions in the history of mankind, and has become a way of life for many people around the world. Most people have become used to relying totally on the Internet for almost everything they wish to do, whether in their personal or professional lives.

Life without the Internet would seem like a nightmare to most of us now. So what would happen if one fine morning, you woke up to find the Internet has no existence whatsoever in your life? How drastically would your life be impacted and altered?

Before we undertake the arduous task of imagining a world without the Internet, let’s take a look at some important Internet facts and figures:

The United States has the third largest number of Internet users (21%) in the world, with Asia (36%) and Europe (29%) taking the first and second place.
Each month, around 390 million people in the US surf the Internet. According to recent statistics, on an average, a person spends around 27 hours a month online.
Around 294 billion emails are sent across everyday. This amounts to 2.8 million emails being sent every second, and 90 trillion emails sent every year!
Google is the most widely used search engine, and is used to search for more than a billion queries per day!
About 1/6 of the total human population uses the Internet at least once in a month.
On an average, around 200 million Tweets are sent on Twitter per day.
It would take over a billion DVDs to store the entire information that is available on the Internet.
Every minute, more than 70 hours of footage is uploaded on YouTube from around the world.

Considering the statistics given above, and the penetration of the Internet across the world, it would indeed be a big problem if the ‘Internet plug’ was pulled out from our lives. We have become dependent on the Internet for most of the things we want to do, be it learning, shopping, socializing, or entertaining ourselves. It has become a way of life for many of us. In the absence of the Internet, the implications would be devastating. Here’s how the important aspects of our lives might be impacted:

Long LineThe impact of having no Internet on your overall living style would depend upon how often you use it, and what you use it for. If you were an Internet addict, you would find that your life has come to a screeching halt. You might find yourself walking towards your library, if you wanted to find a location on the world map.

With no online facilities, a considerable part of your time would be spent waiting in long lines at banks, post offices, or government offices. You would be waiting for days or even weeks for your mail to arrive from another corner of the world. Suddenly, you will realize that your fast-paced life is running at a snail’s pace.

Person on LoudspeakerMany of us use the Internet to stay connected to our friends and family. If you had gotten very used to socializing online, you would now be clueless as to how you could share those pictures of your recent trip you went for, with your friends spread across the globe.

It would be difficult to meet and interact with people living outside your locality. You may have to join a club or a community in your neighborhood to make new friends. You would have to manage by speaking to your family and friends over the telephone. With no online social media, you would find yourself saying this very often – Let’s go talk to them!

Stick StampsWith no way to communicate using emails, instant messaging, chat, or social media, we would have to resort to those old ways of communicating with people. We would have to resort to the option of a face-to-face interaction, telephone conversation, or sending and receiving snail mail.

Communication via the Internet is free, whereas the options available otherwise would cost you extra money and time. You would have to write letters and buy stamps, as we used to do before the Internet became popular. Postal companies and telephone service providers will make huge profits due to an increased demand for their services.

Pile of BooksThe Internet has become a gigantic sea of information and resources. No Internet would mean no instant and easy access to information at the click of a button. You would have to walk down to your local library and actually search the whole place to get the information you are looking for, with little chances that you will find what you seek instantly.

Students who were in the habit of using the Internet for completing their assignments and projects will have a tough time figuring out an alternative. There will be no way to get an education without actually going to a school or a college physically. You will have to rely on your television or morning newspaper to receive your share of news.

Person StressedThings at your workplace will be turned upside down. If your work was largely Internet-based, your company might have to shut down. If your work involved only minor use of the Internet, for example, using an online system to acquire statistics from the Internet, this simple task would now be a complicated and time-consuming process.

Organizations would have to radically change their operational methods and processes in order to survive. Your desk would be full of documents and files, and you will have a nightmare searching or sorting them out manually.

Business LossThe global economy will be the worst-hit area, if the Internet became non-existent. A long-term global recession will result into millions of people losing their jobs and many businesses closing down. The economy would shrink and be limited to local merchants and stores. For many industries, it might no longer be feasible to do business outside the city or country.

The prices for commodities would go up, as there would be lesser competition for the local market players. The speed at which many businesses operated due to the Internet will experience a great slowdown. Most transactions and dealings would have to be done manually. Most of the business communication would need to be done through postal mails and courier services. Jobs that are not related to the Internet would begin to be in greater demand.

Here is what some other people had to say about the Internet…

“The Internet is an indispensable part of my life. I socialize on the web, I shop online, get my news and daily dose of laughter and smiles from blogs. I order my food, get advice and directions, all on the net. For me, a world without the Internet would mean an end to limitless information, entertainment, and the opportunity to interact with people from all over the world.”
Robert – 30

“LOL! Is that a serious question? Well, then the answer is hell no!! You want me to imagine life without the Internet? I would rather renounce the world and seek salvation!! The Internet gives you an entire virtual world, and this world is perhaps where most people breathe, day in and day out. I think, without Google, social networking, and the endless playgrounds of the Internet, life would come to a halt.”
Irene – 19

“I think people will come out of their houses and actually talk to their neighbors and friends. Students will inquire into the whereabouts of their local library to find the information that they need. We will be waiting for our friendly postman to bring our mails and greeting cards. We would be spending time waiting in long lines in banks and other offices. Basically, life would be back to what it was before anyone had ever heard of the word ‘Internet’.”
John – 42

The Internet has become the greatest single force that has shaped and influenced all aspects of our lives. It is very easy to get addicted to something which is as useful, fun, and interesting as the Internet. It is equally difficult to renounce it, once the habit becomes an integral part of your day-to-day life. The younger generation that has seen the Internet as a major source of communication and knowledge will perhaps be the worst affected. For those of us who have lived and experienced life before the Internet, may find it comparatively easier to get back to those old ways of living.

We were able to manage our lives before the Internet became part of it, and can certainly do without it, if it were to disappear from our lives one day, although not for the better. But the good news is that such a hypothetical situation is very unlikely to happen in real life, thanks to the vast expanse, the global infrastructure, and the reach of the Internet technology. So, enjoy living in the paradise we call the Internet, and keep your fingers crossed, as the future brings to us many more Internet technologies and innovations that will totally alter the way we think, act, and live our lives!

Article source: http://www.buzzle.com/articles/can-you-imagine-a-world-without-the-internet.html

de·co·rum (noun)
– propriety and good taste in conduct or appearance

Synonyms
decency, form, propriety

Antonyms
impropriety, indecency, indecorum

Decorum. It’s a nice word to know, isn’t it? Unfortunately though, many of us unknowingly tend to wipe this word out of our mind’s dictionary when we log on to our favorite social networking site. We forget about simple stuff like propriety, keeping things in good taste, and not going overboard with our bragging.

Bragging, yes. That is exactly what is causing our undoing. Wish to review your social networking mannerisms? Here’s a list.

…That You’re Desperate in Matters of the Heart

Couple taking a walk
“Went on a blind date last night. Took a stroll on the moonlit river banks. It was soooooo romantic! I love you, George!!!

Okay, you don’t get to own the person after a blind date/first date. Hell, you don’t own people even if you’re married to them! So please, curb your enthusiasm and respect their privacy. Do not put up pictures of fresh acquaintances and file them under the category of true love.

Honey, for all you know, your Georgie may be a much-married, father-of-three!

…That You’re a Fake Son of the Soil

funny looking cow
Mooing over our stellar “farming” skills now, are we? How many marijuana plants did you harvest today? Earned a lot of “mooney” selling those?

Aw, you poor thing! Been slaving on your fake-farm all day long, haven’t you? Just post your efforts on to your social networking page, and you’ll know just how much people care.

Do they???? Do they??????

…That You’re an Incorrigible Attention Seeker

man faking a smile
“I’m racist!”
“I’m a bully!”
“I’m homophobic!”
“I’m a misogynist!”

Whatever your pet peeves may be, don’t take them too far so as to be classified as an extremist. Yes, people of some nationalities may bother you. Sure, you may have a problem with someone’s sexual orientation. Of course, you may feel that a certain religion should be wiped out of existence. But seriously, is anyone asking you about this? No. Does your opinion on any of the above matter? No. So, stop being the bum who bums out all the fun of social networking, and lends it a bad name. And while you’re at it, get rid of that silly, fake smile of yours.

…That You Really are What You Eat

girl eating fruit
I know what you ate last night (zucchini chicken salad). I know what you ate the day before (mac and cheese). And the day before (frozen Greek yogurt with crackers). And the day before (Thai green curry). And the day before (chicken tikka masala). I know what you ate last month (the salad that had the chef’s armpit hair in it). I even know what you ate last summer!

But seriously, no one wants to know. Unless it’s a meal at Maxim’s. With George Clooney.

…That You’re Fishing for Danger

girl in Paris
11:45 am… At the Eiffel Tower… all alone… being a vagabond… care to join moi, s’il vous plaît?

Seems like a harmless and insignificant post, until a stalker/pervert/revenge-seeking ex chances upon it, and decides to actually join you. We think of our social network profile as secure and cocooned, but you’d be surprised to know how many friend’s friend’s friends you don’t really know, are watching you. Being safe is really easy, especially when the only other option is to be sorry.

…That You’re Just So Very Careless

man on a holiday
Well, well, well, this one’s an absolute classic riches-to-rags kind of story. Here it goes -

Man has a plush job that pays exceedingly well. But man gets no time for a vacation. Too busy, he says. One day, his friends insist. Man fakes the flu and takes a long leave. Goes to Ibiza. Enjoys the Iberian sunshine. Gets his picture taken alongside Paris Hilton. Uploads it instantly. And makes sure that the whole world (which includes his boss) knows.

Don’t we all know what happens next?

…That You’re Sick, Not Lovesick

public display of affection

…That You Love Digging Your Own Grave

cyber thief

…That You’re Simply Unbelievable

drunkard

…That You’re Trying to be Subtle, But Showing off

romantic proposal

…That You Love Playing With Fire

man sharing secrets on internet

…That You’re a Super-Duper-Whooper Parent

woman with her children
Dear doting parents out there,

The whole world knows how your kid is the best kid in the known and unknown universe. Your creation is the symbol of perfection with a cherubic face, the cho-chweet antics, the toothless smile, and yes, those cutesy outfits that you dress him/her up in. But please don’t constantly show us how you potty trained your angels in 3 days, or them with a runny nose, or them performing any bodily function. No, please, it isn’t cute for the rest of the world. Pinky swear.

Love,
The rest of the world

…That You’re Above Cyber Thievery

cell phone with credit cards
So you got a credit card, eh? Gold, is it? Well, move over, as I got a Platinum one, you know. So let me be an idiot and put a picture of it on Facebook. Let’s see how many “likes” it fetches. Tell you what, if it gets a thousand “likes”, I’m gonna put up my other banking details and passwords, even phone numbers and addresses up for all my dear friends to prove that the Platinum card is mine. Oh, don’t be concerned, social networking sites are “safe” and “secure”.
…That You Update More than Adobe

multitasking woman
7:00 am: Out of bed…
7:15 am: In the shower…
8:00 am: Ready for work…
8:15 am: In the subway now…
8:45 am: At the Starbucks, next to my office right now…
9:05 am: At my work desk, computer’s booting…

As interestingly delightful your life seems, rest assured that the world is not keen on knowing how you spend every waking minute of your life. Be the bigger person here and show some mercy.

…That You’re Really and Truly Ill

man with sniffles

…That You Love to Flaunt

lady in red

…That You’re a Relentless Tag-ard

tagged photo

…That You’re a Wannabe Model

stylish manstylish woman

As addictive as it is, social networking gets to keep the crown of the undisputed social phenomenon of modern times. But it is up to us to ensure decorum by keeping our unrestrained enthusiasm in check.

Article source: http://www.buzzle.com/articles/things-you-should-not-post-on-social-networking-sites.html

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